Who is Jake Quarry?

Jake Quarry is a detective that I created for some comedy monologues that I performed at various No-Talent Nights (variety shows where the cast entertains the cast) for the FASS (Faculty, Alumni, Staff, and Students) Theatre Company at the University of Waterloo. Personally, I think these work best if you picture them being read with a bad Humphrey Bogart impersonation.

Jake's Adventures:

• The Case of the Ailing Aliens
• The Case of the Gorgeous Greeks
• The Case of the Gorgeous Greeks (2012)
• The Case of the Satanic Santa

Song Parodies

• Babylon 5: You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Us, Sinclair
• The Very Model of a Modern University
• Merchant of Arms
• By the Light of the CRT Screen
• If I Were a Hit Man

FASS Scenes

Here are some scenes from FASS that I have written over the years:

• FASS 97: L'Amour D'Arthur